and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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