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I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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