youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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