I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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