You're so nebulous sometimes
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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