I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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