Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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