Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
