He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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