Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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