Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have fence marks all over my body
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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