he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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