just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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