when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I cockslap morals
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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