Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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