I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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