I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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