I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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