No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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