Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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