Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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