You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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