How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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