There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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