I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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