it was a shit show
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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