so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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