just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she smelled like a LAN party
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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