she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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