i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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