p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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