too bad you live with your parents still
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You're like the curious george of whores
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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