You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?