a bad idea.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.