Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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