508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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