No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing