How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...