your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
23 People Confess The Trashiest Thing They’ve Seen In Person
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So much rum. So many feels.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
19 Transgender People Reveal The First Sign That They Were Trans
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you