Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think my mom watched the whole time
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.