you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
