Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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