He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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