So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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