is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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