Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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