For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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