so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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