THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
