That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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