Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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