if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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