Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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