i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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