my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Randomize
