Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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