we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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