just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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