i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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