Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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